July 2012
2 tags
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
GERARD: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
ALLISON: ...
GERARD: MURDER
most-things-except-meat-in-a-can:
is everyone just ignoring the fact VOLDEMORT IS BACK
via-tatii:
In the first layer of hell you have to show your parents your blog
In the second, your likes
The larch.
ladyhistory:
THE LARCH.
THE.
LARCH.
3 tags
gingerhaze:
The plot of the third Hobbit movie will be Bilbo and Smaug solving a murder together.
Smaug finally dies by jumping to his death to save Bilbo from being shot by unseen archers.
The end.
So this was my morning commute
modmad:
3 tags
SHINY THINGS: averypotterurl: okay this is stupid... →
averypotterurl:
okay this is stupid but this is driving me CRAZY
this girl on Facebook just posted a picture of her and her friend at the zoo in front of the tiger exhibit and she made the caption “lions and tigers and bears oh my!” That’s not the annoying part. Her friend’s last name is…
hakuna my tatas
2 tags
llcooljofficial:
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
Plot twist: Queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts Happy Hunger Games
4 tags
livinglovinoloca:
have you ever just sat down and thought of a certain person and you realize oh my god.. they’re just so cute
like not just in looks but the way they act and speak and joke around and talk and how they react to things and it’s just
so
cute
gimpygabi:
-chairmanmeow:
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
sherbertsheperton:
ohsoakimbo: