351 days until the new Star Trek movie
my sister: you have a rather specific type.
me: damn it.
my sister: it's okay.
me: i'm destined for disappointment.
my sister: no way!
me: are you saying that i'll end up with a lean brit with pretty eyes?
my sister: okay let's not blow my statement out of proportion here.
sweetscottishcherub: i just really like it when men push their sleeves up or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows i mean i really like it really
gehbiahblue: I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
Welcome to my messed up head ;) →
shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease “somebody that i used to know”
Chances of finding fanfic 100% Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001% Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46% Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38% Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
someone: do you still like harry potter?
me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN STILL, I WILL FUCKING ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER YOU DUMBASS.
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
the-absolute-funniest-posts: News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence News in America: cannibal eats man’s face
10knotes: oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
snoopdong: yugoslavic: a movie about flying spiders in 3D
gaykeeperofassguard: valedecem: ...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
dumbpointyanimeshades: astrobit: I JSUT GOOGLEELD GRASS AND STARTED LAUGHGIN???? A LYTO???????????? ITS JSUT GRASS LOOO KAT IT I CNANT SOTP LAUGHGBIGN ITS GRAQS!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRSASS IT DOENSG T OD AYTHGIUGN ITS JSUT HGRASS WOW OWOWO WWOWOWO BAahaAhahaahHa GRAAs #its that time of night again
We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock...– Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x) that’s not even a lie wow (via younopoo)
hotpielookedlikehotpie: just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit
andlatitude: Here is me when struck by unexpected Cap feels:
puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
captainrenner: RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
substantialityou: smecklesandmoose: weirdelle: n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th: LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. I JUST DID THE LIDSEY LOHAN OF SPRAYING SPIT EVERYWHERE!! Oh my fucking god I’m laughing so guard did you see that last frame ahahaha
[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that...– Tom Hiddleston (via clenchuplegolas) #just standing around and touching him (via skarletfyre)